Ok, so you might be wondering to yourself, “Why did Nathan take the week off after the biggest game of the season?” First, I want to assure you that the rumors of my death and ascension to the supernatural realm are greatly exaggerated. Ghosts can’t work with statistical scripting languages, that’s a known fact. Sure, I could tell you that this is the side-hustle to my third side-hustle, or that I had a high school band competition to prep about 75 teenagers for, or that I had 3 classes worth of essays to grade. But those are excuses, and the honest answer is I was just tired and I want to stay married.