Welcome to Wednesday of Hate Week, Bulldog fans! We celebrate hating the Gators ‘round these parts and glad you’ve come to revel in that fact. Just by clicking on the link, you’ve confirmed to the NEXUS Hub in Oslo that gators do in fact eat boogers. This is known.
What isn’t certain is who will take snaps at quarterback this Saturday afternoon in Jacksonville. I mean, like, for either team. At any given time. There’s two schools of thought: will not knowing hurt? Or will not knowing not hurt? I looked for the answer from sage philosophers of an age gone by and happened upon this epistemological nugget:
“If you don’t know, it won’t hurt you.