Welcome to The SEC In A Sentence, in which I turn the leftover scrod and shrimp of a weekend of SEC football into Monday’s delicious bouillabaisse of pigskin content. Enjoy.
Alabama: I’m not saying Alabama isn’t a good football team, just that 2021 Alabama often does some things good football teams try not to do.
Arkansas: I don’t need a whole sentence, just three words: BOWL ELIGIBLE, BABY!!!!
Auburn: I assume this means Jimbo owns Opelika now, which joke’s on him when he finds out about the marauding bands of feral nine year olds.
Florida: I don’t need a whole sentence, just one tweet:
The turkey says in his talks with the farmer “he’s pretty confident that we’ll have something to serve for Thanksgiving dinner.