Welcome to The SEC in a Sentence, in which I transform the assorted leavings, trimmings, and offal of a full weekend of Southern football into a single tasty boudin link of a sentence. Let’s dive in.
Alabama: Really did the decent and humane thing by putting Mississippi State down quickly when it became clear the Bulldogs couldn’t walk anymore.
Arkansas: Equilibrium comes for us all, even Sam Pittman.
Auburn: Having the best game of his career against a 4-2 Arkansas team feels like the most Bo Nix thing Bo Nix has ever done.
Florida: I just want to take this opportunity to note that we’ve reached the stage at which upsetting the Gators is no longer enough to save an SEC coach’s job.