This is The SEC In A Sentence, in which I stuff a full weekend of SEC football into a single succulent sentence, deep fry it in the garage, and try not to set the whole house on fire. Let’s dig in.
Alabama: There’s a member of the College Football Playoff Committee who saw the Tide’s 59-3 throttling of New Mexico State and dropped Cincinnati to 23rd in his rankings.
Arkansas: Why did Sam Pittman win a close game against LSU? To show Dan Mullen that it could be done.
Auburn: The Falcons walked up 28-3 so that Auburn could run up 28-3, which is fine since the campus bookstore only stocks round-ended scissors.