I thought long and hard about how to incorporate the mascot of the University of South Carolina into this week’s headline a la Lewis Grizzard. I’m sure there are some good riding euphemisms I could have gone with. But, frankly, the man did it the best it’s ever been done and I don’t see much point in serving as a pale imitation. That said, my mind still being in the gutter as it was, I decided to instead bring you this tasteless semi-horse-themed musical pivot:
In my horse-related popular music wheelhouse, I was bound to get to it sooner or later.