This is the Friday Tailgate, a loosely organized compendium of vaguely football-related stuff that sits here while you run out the clock on the work week. It’s sponsored by the Loco Lobo, Glascock County’s premier farm-to-table Costa Rican buffet and juke joint. For when you're hungry like the wolf, but also want to get a little crazy.
There are few things I know with utter certainty. Maintaining this Delphic skepticism is one of the keys to mentally processing college football. Because very little of the whole enterprise makes sense. But two weeks into the season I think there are roughly 54 things I’ve got a decent bead on.