Alabama - Good teams win rivalry games when they don't do anything particularly right.
LSU - They are just so efficient at pounding you into the dirt. On both sides of the ball.
Florida - I'd root for North Korea before I'd root for the Gators.
Mississippi - Ole Miss is the guy you hung out with in high school who knew where all the good parties were and spent half the time trying to pick a fight with the hostess's boyfriend after throwing your keys in the pool.
