The Cocky Chronicle
Location: Columbia, South Carolina
Head Coach: Willard Ezekiel Muschamp. 4th year at South Carolina (22-17). An intensely private man, in his spare time he enjoys whittling, playing covers of his favorite thrash metal bands on his trusty theramin, Gerty, and stitching up his own gaping head wounds.
Stadium: Williams-Brice Stadium (80,250). “The Willy B” cost $113,086 dollars to build back in 1934, and it’s worth every penny.
I thought about your problems....
It’s hard to overestimate what a miserable time it is to be a South Carolina football fan.