School: University of Louisiana-Monroe, a coeducational unit of the University of Louisiana system founded in 1931. It offers the only masters in gerontology and pharmacy doctorate programs in the Louisiana system. So if you're into old folks and pills, this is your best bet in the Pelican State now that the Stones have stopped touring.
Nickname: Warhawks
Mascot: Ace the Warhawk
Location: Monroe, Louisiana
Head Coach: Todd Berry
2014 record: 4-8
Returning starters (Offense/Defense): 5/8
Conference: Sun Belt
Celebrity Fan: Willie "Duck Man" Robertson
It's always tempting to talk up small conference opponents in the preseason as teams capable of putting a scare in the big boys.