The Red Wolf Recital
Location: Jonesboro, Arkansas
Head Coach: Blake Anderson (5th season, 39-24)
Stadium: Centennial Bank Stadium (30,964)
Notable Alumnus: ASU has produced the usual assembly of politicians, businesspersons, and academics. But easily its most noteworthy alumnus is Rodger Bumpass, who voiced Squidward Tentacles on SpongeBob SquarePants. I look forward to my first trip to campus to take a picture of his honorary statue. Which reminds me, I need to set up a Kickstarter for a Rodger Bumpass statue in Jonesboro, Arkansas.