Curious traveler in eastern Tennessee falls for "Rocky Mowntin Owysturs & Direkshuns" sign and pulls car over to side of road.
Cletus - "You wan a dozen?"
Slick - "Yup. Take a dozen."
Mean Jeans - [...silence...]
Cletus - "Ya makin' Mean Jean mad. Take a dozen now fir he gets fiesty!"
Slick - "Yup. Dozen rocky mowntin owysturs."
Mean Jeans - [...silence...]
Curious traveler asks which way to See Rock City.
Cletus - pointing north "Attaway."
Slick - pointing south "Attaway.
Humpday Hilarity - the HillBilly Mafia strikes again
