It’s another wonderful Saturday morning to be a Georgia Bulldog! I, once again, find myself with a glorious slab of pork just smoking away and in the process of taking (what can only be described as) an ill-advised a heroic gulp of Four Roses Single Barrel. And thus, we come to story time.
So, here’s the thing about this morning’s musical selection: it is an absolutely amazing musical achievement... but I’m going to intentionally get the lyrics wrong as I drunkenly sing it multiple times during today’s game against South Carolina. Here’s why:
(Author’s Note: I do not condone the behavior of the main character in the following story.