If your Aunt Sally burned the turkey, and Uncle Gill just told you the same Sri Lankan golfer joke he’s told you every Thanksgiving since 1996, you could probably use a drink. I can help with that.
This is the spot where I would normally run through some of the worrisome aspects of this weekend’s Georgia Bulldog football game. I would then postulate how the ‘Dawgs might overcome those difficulties, and offer you a cocktail themed around it.
But I have to be honest: the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets are an awful football team. Dreadful. Truly terrible.