Okay, now that you’ve read that serious title, it’s time for me to come clean. This post is really just an excuse to rag on whatever the heck this is:
To be fair, every one of those four losses the Gators had this season was statistically brilliant. They were also totally excusable.
The Gators lost to Texas A&M because the Aggies were allowed to have a quarter-filled stadium.
They lost to LSU because the officials failed to recognize that throwing an opponent’s show is “a football move.”
They lost to Oklahoma because “the 2020 team played its last game 11 days ago.