Oh, hello. As some of you have discovered, the Georgetown basketball season has somehow begun, Patrick Ewing is roaming the sidelines like a boss, and your Barking Bulldogs are undefeated and looking to scarf on a few more (read: several more) MEAC and MEAC-style cupcakes. Hooray!
While you were eating leftover noodle pudding (without those unnecessary raisins) and scoping out the local Target for magical discounts, we were rocking the Black Friday madness at the greatest Macy’s in the world, ordering Froot Loops at a f*cking diner, crying real adult tears at Pixar’s latest offering, and sitting in six hours of traffic because Delaware sucks.