The Casual Awards - 1 Down, 3 to Go
Abbreviated awards as it's after midnight and we're old and frail and NYHoya will not sleep very much as he booked a room at the Hotel Pennsylvania which had this actual review:
This place was dirty and gross and there was a homeless man sleeping in the closet of our room!! We ran out of the room and told the man at the desk and he said "oops I'll get you another room, I didn't know he was still there." This is the worst hotel I've ever stayed at.