Picture this: Arrive at Capital One Arena and pick up your tickets from the Will Call window. Grab a sheet of paper outlining the appropriate lineup of insults for today’s opponent. A staff member offers to take a commemorative photo of you and your roommate, and then hands you the Polaroid which you shake vigorously as you descend to your seats. As you watch fans file into other sections around the arena, you kill time by striking up a conversation with people in the row behind, asking how excited they are to see two of the greatest players in Big East history.