It took a jury about 25 minutes Monday to find Dalvin Cook not guilty of punching a woman in the face. It took kooky critics about 25 seconds to find the jurors guilty of being Seminole-loving dopes.
A taste of the Internet reaction:
"Jury full of FSU fans, FSU judge, and FSU witnesses, all in the most corrupt city in the state. Shocking he was acquitted, I tell ya. Shocking!"
"In Tallahassee, you're always innocent until the video surfaces."
"The system ain't for us! They make verdicts off who pays them! They don't care about the truth.