July 4th is a special day in America, a day marking America’s independence from British colonial taxation. So as you celebrate today with friends, hot dogs, and movies about aliens, I ask you: why stop there, when it could be so much more than that? I’m not talking about winning World Cup matches and drinking tea. I’m not talking about lame fireworks. I’m talking about real fireworks, the kind that go BOOM so hard it echoes in your chest cavity:
No no no, not that kind of fireworks. The real kind, the kind where you feel your soul exit your body for a brief moment.