We’re very fortunate to have the SB Nation network of team sites to work with during game weeks. However, this week due to the holiday time constraints we were unable to link up with Alligator Army, SBNation’s blog for the Florida Gators. Juan’s baby was also unavailable. Ugh, tiny new people are so selfish. So this week I’m having fun talking to myself with a fake Gator blog I made up, in between unhealthy episodes of gluttony. I’ll ask the questions here, and also answer them how I think a reasonable Gator fan would answer them (if such a thing exists).