TRIGGER WARNING: This rooting guide contains political discussions that are controversial in nature, including football, college football, how much we love college football even when Florida State loses, how terrible noon kickoffs are, how empty our weekends and lives feel when football season is over, how much we hate our rival programs with the burning passion of a thousand suns, how awful ACC officiating is, how unqualified Charles Kelly is to stay on as defensive coordinator next year, and references to UF’s 4,848 felony theft charges. Reader discretion is advised.
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