[Checks calendar. Confirms it is Friday.]
[Opens internet browser.]
[Checks social media. Sees multiple RIP Burt statuses. Saddens. Thinks of that scene in Smokey and the Bandit where the Bandit tells Sheriff Buford T. Justice to F.O. Laughs audibly. Remembers fondly. “RIP, Bandit.” Opens second browser window.]
[“Ah yes. Tomahawk Nation. Easily the best FSU football website. Honest. Priced right. Doesn’t clickbait. Doesn’t write fluff. Let’s check in on that weekly rooting guide.”]
Well that wasn’t what we expected in week one from our beloved Florida State Seminoles [You can say that again, pal].