I’ll start right off the bat: I’m sorry for causing Monday’s loss, and for all of last season.
I’m just going to go ahead and assume that, by continuously putting out drivel, nonsense and just, overall, 100% pure haterade, I’ve invited karma of the worst degree to plague Florida State. I’ve accepted that my punishment for subjecting the reading public to my dumbest of thoughts is constant, unrelenting, football-related misery, and I hope that you can as well.
If not, subscription refunds will be issued via Bud Elliot, and you should definitely tweet at him asking for them.