First thing first, everybody who fell in Hurricane Michael’s path, I hope that you made it through everything okay and prayers up over the next week or so. I know how bad things can get because of storms, and I especially know how bad the aftermath can be.
I was going to make this column into a rambling sack of mess because of the fact that all three of Florida State’s rivals had pretty successful weeks, while Florida State had a really bad one, courtesy of one of its rivals, rendering laughing at them a relatively moot task.