Are you a quarterback? Do you have an arm? No, I don’t mean a strong arm, or even an accurate arm. You only need to have an appendage sufficient to grip a football.
Do you have eligibility?
Ok, cool. Can you please come to FSU?
Seriously, I don’t care if you’re actually good. We just need bodies to field a darn spring game at this point.
I’ve racked my brain since FSU missed out on Maryland-bound Lance Legendre and I can’t seem to think of a good solution.
Do we still have Joe Mauer’s letter of intent on file?