Headline aside, I’m not going to insult your intelligence by writing a “how to watch” post for the full Saturday’s worth of games for this Week 1 of college football. You know, at this point, where to find the Big Ten Network or ESPNU or whatever local affiliate is carrying the seventh-tier ACC game at 1 p.m. this afternoon — and if you don’t, surely you have seen lsufootball.net, one of the Internet’s last truly great websites, and figured out how to calculate from “Time CT” at this point.
I do get to shill you something today — Sling TV — but that’s in the hopes that you might actually need it, especially if you’re stuck with a cable subscription like mine that lacks a few key channels that would help me watch the full spectrum of college football.