The Florida Gators are going to win the national championship — in something this year, probably, even though Grant Holloway’s off winning world championships and there’s no Kelly Barnhill or Amanda Lorenz to anchor the softball team and a loud and alarmingly stupid share of the fan base thinks Mike White is smoke and mirrors because understanding basketball is hard or something.
But this is one of those starts for Florida’s football team that makes Scooter Magruder’s favorite like sound like it might just apply to those Gators of the gridiron, too.