Our sports editor, Dylan Dixon, has spent the past week trying to convince me of the most ludicrous, most asinine thought he has ever had. He believes that Loyola-Chicago’s team chaplain, Sister Jean Dolores-Schmidt, is not worth any of the coverage she received.
“SiStEr JeAn Is So AnNoYiNg,” he said.
May the good Sister bless your cold heart, my angry sir. We need to keep Nicolas Cage away from her, because Sister Jean is a national treasure.
Dixon and people like him came out of the woodwork leading up to the Final Four matchup between Loyola-Chicago and Michigan when she held a press conference on Friday.