Aaron Hernandez killed himself. Hip-hip hooray.
It’s all the rage on social media, where people were celebrating with high-fives, party favors and memes.
“Hey Aaron whatca doin? Oh, nothing, just hanging around.”
“His attorney told him to just hang in there.”
“Life Sentence. Hang in there Aaron.”
I’m going to wipe away my tears. Not from laughing, but from crying. Have we become a nation of insensitive dolts who celebrate suicide? I’d apologize to the insensitive dolts for hurting their feelings, but they don’t have any.
Aaron Hernandez was a despicable human being.