Congratulations to No One for winning the last Workhorse vote with that awful home blowout loss against Vancouver. But I take a moment to applaud my faithful readers for being creative and recommending Michael Barrios or Jesse Gonzalez (for the energy he spent picking the ball out of the net). Ouch.
I love my curvy team.
I love FC Dallas and their curvy ways. As a young soccer fan, I was often teased by my friends for my seemingly juvenile attraction to teams that won every game, that had big transfer budgets and big names and tons of merchandise available in most discount clothing chains.