FC Dallas dropped the first of at least three matches against the Houston Dynamo in the most embarrassing of fashions. The only way this could have been worse, is if our captain scored in our own goal.... Oh wait. The Dynamo crushed Dallas 5-0 on Saturday night, and completely suffocated the Dallas attack with excellent tactical acumen and clinical finishing. It's been rare where I publically declare the opposing coach beat Oscar Pareja, but credit to Owen Coyle for preparing the Dynamo on how to limit the Dallas attack and make this FCD team look like the 2013 DC United side.