That doesn't feel right does it, Iniesta v Torres but playing for two teams you hadn't heard of before this year. Still, it beats Torres wasting away at Montreal Impact, or either going to a true retirement league like Qatar or Liga MX!
FC Dallas won at the weekend so at least we can sleep easy knowing the sequel to last year's collapse wasn't a real thing.
Speaking of your local professional soccer team...
You Have Balls
It's truly fantastic when we get an inside look on things (Check out All Or Nothing: Manchester City on Amazon), and this locker room video FC Dallas put out is exactly that.