Fantasy football season is so close that you can almost hear the verbal fights and nasty text messages spewing out of your school or office building.
From September until late December, nothing else matters on this planet besides fantasy football. It's our one chance to live like general managers. Minus the lavish contracts and cool perks, we all get to build teams by drafting smart, making moves in free agency and ripping off our friends at the trade deadline.
The hardest part about the early fantasy season is coming up with a clever name. Lucky for you, we took the guesswork out of it.