Scott Parker would have enjoyed hearing Josh Maja's breakdown of his full debut double at Everton almost as much as seeing it.
Maja was 'in the right place at the right time' for his first goal, he explained, and anticipated the rebound chance for his second because 'I'm a gambler.'
This might be Maja's first crack at the Premier League but he arrives with just the sort of goal-scoring instincts relegation battlers Fulham have been crying out for.
His two Goodison Park tap-ins may have looked easy and, to some, even lucky.