Dele Alli's miss of the century contender for Everton against MLS side Minnesota United is a new low for a one-time teenage star now in danger of being washed up at 26.
Even the most technically challenged park player would have backed themselves to tap home from a couple of yards in the middle of the goal under no pressure.
Instead, the former England man couldn’t get his feet sorted and fell over in shame as the ball dribbled wide, leaving team-mate Mason Holgate — who had crossed — with his hands on his head in horror.