For all the uncertainties swirling around Sunday's final round of Premier League matches, there is one thing you can bet your replica shirt on: at around 6.30pm an outside broadcast director will look at the available camera shots and select one of a young fan sobbing inconsolably, probably next to a stricken parent.
And it could well be that the image comes from one of the English game's most venerable citadels, Goodison Park.
For as long as I can remember I have watched those final-day pictures of kids crying, my sympathy for their pain lasting only as long as they're on screen.