There’s a solution to the Milan Lucic issue that not nearly enough people are talking about and it’s time to change that.
Now, I know what you may be thinking. Yet another article from yet another wretched internet blogger trying to peddle his ideas as the best thing since sliced bread and, you know what, you’re completely right! Sliced bread isn’t actually all that impressive; it was just some guy’s slightly deviant thought that opened the door for smaller, less impressive sandwiches. Much like the disappointingly minor advancement that is sliced bread, my idea for how to solve the Lucic situation is also just one lateral thought whose concept is already in use in other avenues, but has yet to be applied to our particular situation.