Since we made a Big Lebowski Rule in Round I, let’s continue that in Round II and call it the Effin’ Lebowski Rule and it’s dead simple: the coach we think likely to drop more F bombs wins (we wouldn't have chosen this if Duke was in because someone would have accused us of rigging it). Toss-up factor: most violent mascot.
Anyway, let’s roll!
Mark Few seems entirely too wholesome to drop a lot of F bombs, plus the brothers at Gonzaga would have reminded him it’s not very Catholic. Lon Kruger seems like the kind of guy who curses under his breath a lot and did you ever see his ‘70s porno mustache?