Here’s a good example of some NCAA stupidity: the recruiting scene is currently in Dallas (okay, Irving) for Nike EYBL.
So the NCAA has agents there to make sure that coaches and players don't engage in “any dialogue in excess of an exchange of greeting.”
That’s inane to the point of being nearly Pythonesque. You can almost imagine John Cleese pompously explaining to someone that “you are not allowed to talk, chat, wink, nod, smile, gesticulate, congregate, or otherwise acknowledge any sentient human being over the age of 22 who happens to be in the employ of any college, school or university purporting to or in fact maintaining a competitive enterprise involving a round ball and/ or a hoop.