MISSING: 72-year-old GOAT, the property of the Duke basketball program.
LAST SEEN: Shortly after 9 p.m. on Feb. 20 inside Cameron Indoor Stadium.
REWARD IF FOUND: A national championship.
Ever since the Grade 1 knee sprain to freshman Zion Williamson — the best player in college basketball this season remains day-to-day — on the Blue Devils’ first possession of their 88-72 home loss to UNC on Feb. 20, coach Mike Krzyzewski has — understandably — acted out of character in several ways.
Handshake issue. Excuses.