Good morning, and welcome to your final Monday without real baseball for the next six months. It couldn’t come soon enough.
Now that Duke has eliminated UCF from the NCAA tournament, I have no further interest in college basketball — if I can’t root for a 7’6 gentleman by the name of Tacko Fall, I don’t want to root for anyone.
Start me up
In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, Jordan Zimmermann was officially named the Tigers’ Opening Day starter. When you have a guy who couples a 5.