What if Clayton Kershaw and Miguel Cabrera spent fifteen seasons facing no one but each other? I think we need to find out the answer using computers.
In a parallel universe, the 2006 MLB draft resulted in the Tigers selecting Clayton Kershaw instead of Andrew Miller as their first pick. I don't know what happens to the Dodgers in this universe, because I can't see that far west. The Tigers, however, end up with a perennial Cy Young starter who somehow ate the chakras of Sandy Koufax, Bob Gibson, Randy Johnson, Nolan Ryan, and Walter Johnson.