Since I accidentally cursed the Tigers' bullpen, here is a little research that I've done to try and counter the curse.
A week and a half ago, when everything was right with the world and Mark Lowe had a clue what "pitching" was, a certain idiot writer decided to pen a post about the Tigers' bullpen. I'll spare you the details of the piece, since it is sadly ironic to read, and at least three-quarters of the fanbase would break their computer at the sight of it.
Uh, my bad.
For those of you who don't believe in jinxes or curses, I'm here to tell you they are very real.