This may blow your mind, but the Detroit Tigers technically aren’t even the worst offense in baseball in the early going. Shout out to the Colorado Rockies and their combined 76 wRC+ for checking in two points lower than our home team. The Milwaukee Brewers’ offense, yes they of the 13-8 record, actually has a worse strikeout percentage than the Tigers. Yes, their pitchers have to hit. Don’t nag us with these details. Runs scored? The Tigers hold a 67-62 advantage in total runs over the Washington Nationals. Of course the Nationals have played three fewer games, but we’re in desperate straights here.