Editor's note: Alright, the gig is up. We at BYB are not real people, but rather a set of aliases created by our SB Nation mothership designed to convince you that actual humans write for this website. "Personality," they claim. Anyway, the thoughts and snippets below have been compiled by the data set known as "HookSlide" in attempt to recap the Detroit Tigers' very real 6-5 victory over the Tampa Bay Rays. Enjoy.
Shane Greene can't leave the ball up in the zone. He's not a true "four-seam pitcher," according to Brad Ausmus, so that fastball doesn't have enough movement to foil hitters when it's up in their wheelhouse.