Mike Fiers and the Detroit Tigers took the field in Baltimore tonight but the offense neglected to make the trip, as Chris Tillman and the Orioles bullpen dominated the Tigers holing them to just, hang on [squints] one hit? Just one [redacted] hit?? [Editor’s note: it’s really for the best we cut that.]
[Peter note: Ehh everyone is watching the NLF draft anyway.]
So yeah hopefully you got your sports fill salivating over which college dropout will football hardest for your team next year, cause there was no quality sportsing to be seen from the Tigers tonight.