Mike Pelfrey may not have super-sexy numbers, and he'll never be an ace of the rotation, but he's got more value than you probably realize.
And so, in conclusion, when we look at Mike Pelfrey's 6-11 win/loss record last year, along with his 4.26 ERA, we can easily see that he sucks. Really, really, really sucks. The Tigers have made a massive mistake, and Al Avila is a chucklehead. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, please be sure to grab a free pack of Topps cards on the way out, and enjoy the gum.
/waits until the crowd files out
Alright, now let's really talk about this Mike Pelfrey situation.