Dave Dombrowski has been released. Released??
illustrations by Samara Pearlstein
Released like RELEASE THE HOUNDS?
No.
Released like RELEASED FROM THE CONSTRAINTS OF GRAVITY?
No.
Released like RELEASE THE DOMBRO-KRAKEN?
No.
Released like: RELEASED FROM HIS CONTRACT aka politely asked to move on aka FIRED (and I do tend to think it was a firing, instead of the much bandied-about ‘mutual decision’… if it was mutual it just seems like the kind of move that would have happened after the season and not during it, no matter how wretched the Tigers’ record).