I’m calling my shot.
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to Joe Miller, who I predict will one day be the Detroit Tigers' president and general manager. If my crystal ball is right — and it's never wrong, except for game predictions and season predictions and other assorted matters — Miller will take over the Tigers in, oh, let’s say ... 2042. That should give him enough time to finish his baseball career and prepare.
The Tigers drafted Miller in the 11th round out of the University of Pennsylvania — one of the most prestigious universities in the world.